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"I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"You know I want to sing for people, I want to jazz people up I want to make new music that they've never heard."
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"I love listening to Radio Head's 'Everything in its Right Place' because it's all major chords, it makes you feel really good. It's soothing, it's got a beautiful voice, crazy textures. When I'm down I listen to that song and it really makes me feel good."
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"I love making music, I love composing on my computer, just making crazy ethnic slack orchestral tracks, that's one of my fun things."
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"I hope America sees I am a goofy guy andI'm kind a crazy, I hope they see that I am a musician aswell, that I have music all around my body - I'm just exfoliating music, and I just hope America sees that."
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"My favorite type of music to sing to would be rock and roll, Tenacious D, Led Zeppelin, some Queen - I love all of them. I love singing to them because they're all just great voices. I love listening to very obscure jazz."
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"In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'."
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"I had no idea I could make it this far. And the fact that they told me I made it this far and that America is going to vote for me, I freaked out."
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"I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'."
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"There's got to be a backbone, there's got to be a skeleton to the whole way I perform, but you never want to hit the same note twice during a performance, I think. I think it's always got to be fresh so it doesn't bore me, and I always want to go out on edge."
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"If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'."
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