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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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"I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake."
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"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."
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"I'd sleep under a Vermeer."
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"It wasn't always easy getting up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go to the rink. Sometimes I wanted to just go back to sleep."
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"You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!"
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"Sleep like you can never be deadDream as if you have a soul inside your head."
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"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
Help
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Home
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
Sleep
"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
Golf
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
God
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
Time
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
Money
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