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Henny Youngman

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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"Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine."

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"Unlike in my young days I'm not able to eat, drink and sleep tennis."

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"Standards are a little crazy these days. I think that, when you go to sleep, as long as you're happy with the way you are and the way you look, that's the most important thing. I think it's an internal thing. As long as you feel good with who you are and comfortable with what you're wearing, but not if that's the most important thing."

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"Sleep!May be you will wake up tomorrow and find that things never changed, the apocalypse never happened, and everything's fine, normal, at home.Or may be you will wake up tomorrow and find that things have changed, for the better, the apocalypse is over and there's light, hope and a new home.Sleep, you crazy soul, just sleep."

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"We are not hypocrites in our sleep."

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"It wasn't always easy getting up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go to the rink. Sometimes I wanted to just go back to sleep."

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