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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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"Sleep!May be you will wake up tomorrow and find that things never changed, the apocalypse never happened, and everything's fine, normal, at home.Or may be you will wake up tomorrow and find that things have changed, for the better, the apocalypse is over and there's light, hope and a new home.Sleep, you crazy soul, just sleep."
"Sleep like you can never be deadDream as if you have a soul inside your head."
"That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep."
"Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine."
"It's not TIME that heals everything, it is SLEEP...Sleeping is the perfect answer to all doubts and troubles.Leaving the world of reality behind and disappearing in to a world of make - believe and imaginations, is a solace you get from nothing else."
"If I know I have everything prepared for when I get killed by a stalker, then I can go to sleep."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
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