"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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William Hazlitt, English Critic

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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"

"I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake."

"I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights."

"So mightiest powers buy deepest calms are fed, And sleep, how oft, in things that gentlest be!"

"We are not hypocrites in our sleep."

"Macbeth does murder sleep - the innocent sleep,Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleave of care,The death of each day's life, sore labor's bath, Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course, chief nourisher in life's feast."

"When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises, like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking, it drives me completely insane."

"If I know I have everything prepared for when I get killed by a stalker, then I can go to sleep."

"Thou driftest gently down the tides of sleep."

"We had no sleep or days off or anything like that and then, when the band became big, Hendrix became a star and looked down at us lot."

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

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