"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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"Resting on your laurels is as dangerous as resting when you are walking in the snow. You doze off and die in your sleep."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher

Sleep, Snow, Walking

"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."

Billy Wilder, American Director

Sleep,

"Different astronauts sleep in different ways."

Sally Ride, American Astronaut

Sleep,

"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."

Olive Schreiner, South African Writer

Sleep, Will, Southafrican

"Even were sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing."

Homer, Greek Poet

Sleep,

"Thou driftest gently down the tides of sleep."

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American Poet

Sleep, Peace, Calm, Dream

"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."

Pawan Mishra, Indian Author

Sleep, Anxiety, Stress, Irony

"I don't lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it."

Dennis Nilsen, Scottish Criminal

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"Forgive me if I sleep until I wake up."

Charles Olson, American Poet

Sleep,

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

Anthony Burgess, English Novelist

Sleep, World

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

Wife

"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

Worth

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

Time

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

Mother

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

Love

"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

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"Resting on your laurels is as dangerous as resting when you are walking in the snow. You doze off and die in your sleep."

"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."

"Different astronauts sleep in different ways."

"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."

"Even were sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing."

"Thou driftest gently down the tides of sleep."

"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."

"I don't lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it."

"Forgive me if I sleep until I wake up."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas."

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."