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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"Dread of night. Dread of not-night."
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"I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights."
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"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."
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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."
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"The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night."
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"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."
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"We didn't let a night go by that we didn't play."
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"I remember in the early days when we played six nights a week for a month and I was doing my long drum solo every night. My hands were covered in blisters."
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"I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again."
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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
Night

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
First

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Sex

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.""
Time

"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
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"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
Father

"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."
Life

"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
People

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Boxing

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back."
Hate
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