"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Dread of night. Dread of not-night."

Franz Kafka, Austrian Novelist

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"I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights."

Lara Flynn Boyle, American Actress

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"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."

Thomas Cole, American Artist

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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."

Ann Wilson, American Musician

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"The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night."

Bob Dole, American Politician

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"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."

Al Jourgensen, Cuban Musician

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"We didn't let a night go by that we didn't play."

Jay McShann, American Musician

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"I remember in the early days when we played six nights a week for a month and I was doing my long drum solo every night. My hands were covered in blisters."

John Bonham, British Musician

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"I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again."

Joel Madden, American Musician

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"You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back."

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"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."

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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

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"Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy."

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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

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"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

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