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Kinky Friedman

"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."

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"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."

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Amber Hurdle

"Hell, have I been a hell-raiser!"

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"I always keep my guard up with guys and I guess that can get in the way sometimes. I can make them go through hell."

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"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."

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Amber Hurdle

"People debate over whether or not there is a literal Hell, in the literal sense often described as fire and eternal torture, which, to many, seems to be too harsh a punishment. If men really want to fear something, they should be fearing separation from God, the supposedly more comforting alternative to a literal Hell. For separation from the authorship of love, mercy, and goodness is the ultimate torture. If you think a literal Hell sounds too bad, you are very much underestimating the pain of being absolutely, wholly separated from the goodness while exposed to the reality of the holiness of God."

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Amber Hurdle

"The thing you realize as you get older is that parents don't know what the Hell they're doing and neither will you when you get to be a parent."

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Amber Hurdle

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

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Amber Hurdle

"Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly."

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"Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified."

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"Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell."

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Amber Hurdle

"It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific."

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