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"And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians."
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"It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific."
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"People debate over whether or not there is a literal Hell, in the literal sense often described as fire and eternal torture, which, to many, seems to be too harsh a punishment. If men really want to fear something, they should be fearing separation from God, the supposedly more comforting alternative to a literal Hell. For separation from the authorship of love, mercy, and goodness is the ultimate torture. If you think a literal Hell sounds too bad, you are very much underestimating the pain of being absolutely, wholly separated from the goodness while exposed to the reality of the holiness of God."
"In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime."
"I saw hell. The hospital had divided and conquered pretty successfully."
"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."
"The safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts."
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"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."
"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable."
"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus."
"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people."
"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing."
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