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Erma Bombeck

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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Donna Grant

"School...school... is just nothing... if you think that you are going to learn something. You are here wrong, you wanna see the system?It's in about23 Channels as a start then increases... decreases... even with different topics in the end... they want you to recall the whole data from the 23 Channels as for Perfect, as For under Perfect Okay..okay... but still not perfect, as for Good... Just an Okay... and as for Middle... Little from there and little from there as for the last... Nothing at all."

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Donna Grant

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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Donna Grant

"Racial and denominational schools impart to the membership of their communities something which the general educational institution is wholly unable to inculcate."

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Donna Grant

"He nodded toward the sub. "This is going to be a blow-off day."I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the "normal" school world was a mystery. "What does that mean, exactly.""Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them."

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Donna Grant

"I grew up in Hawaii and I think it was easier because we did not have cliques at high school."

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Donna Grant

"No, the czar did not want us in the schools."

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Donna Grant

"You can take a school like the University of Colorado, with a selective admission standard. It has a better caliber student going in, so you ought to have a better caliber coming out."

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Donna Grant

"You ought to go to a boy's school sometime. Try it sometime," I said. "It's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques."

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Donna Grant

"I started graduate school in 1971, I started working at the Smithsonian in the festival in 1972. I went full-time at the Smithsonian in 1974. And I got my doctorate in 1975."

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Donna Grant

"I never went to a modeling school, and I don't suggest to anybody that they go to a modeling school."

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Erma Bombeck
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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Erma Bombeck
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

Fire

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Erma Bombeck
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

Christian

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Erma Bombeck
"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."

Comfort

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Erma Bombeck
"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

Car

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Erma Bombeck
"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."

Courage

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Erma Bombeck
"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

Life

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Erma Bombeck
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."

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Erma Bombeck
"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."

Family

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