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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
"A tree fears an axe even though its handle is made from it."
"As the ironist does not have the new within his power, it might be asked how he destroys the old, and to this it must be answered: he destroys the given actuality by the given actuality itself."
"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
"A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public."
"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
Explore more quotes by Jeaniene Frost
"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?"
"Kitten, you still haven't told her? Blimey, whatare you waiting for?'The Second Coming of Christ! I snapped."
"He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself, Bones added. 'Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of 'how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck' to make me want to stake myself."
"Winston Gallagher!' I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. 'Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again'. 'This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--' 'Bones don't!' I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side."
"He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn't care; I was pissed. 'And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don't you worry."
"Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!"
"And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning?' Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality. 'God, Bones...some of that was depraved.' 'I'll take that as a compliment.' He closed the distance between us.'I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support."
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