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Amy Sedaris

"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."

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"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."

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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."

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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

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"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."

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"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."

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"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."

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"I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that."
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