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"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."
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"Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?"

"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."

"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."

"My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned."

"For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures."

"Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage."

"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."

"Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence."
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"In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world."

"I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich."

"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."

"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."

"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."

"When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents."

"Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck."

"Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon."

"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
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