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"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment."
"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
"I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, 'I know how to hire someone.'"
"I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car."
"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
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"Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars."
"How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican."
"Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale."
"There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it."
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