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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year."
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"You know, it's amazing. I don't even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So I've got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that."
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"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump."
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"I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes."
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"Just as you choose to get up every day, go to your job, and drive the same car, you decide how much of an impact your past has on you - today."
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"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards."
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"I want to be remembered for the work that I've done, rather than the car accidents that I've gotten into, the men that I've not dated - or the man that I have."
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"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."
Car
"How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican."
God
"Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale."
Fear
"I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian."
President
"Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car."
Car
"Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars."
War
"There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it."
Humor
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