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"Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes."
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"Andrea raised her hand. "This is the hand that slapped Aunt B."Maybe you should have it gold-plated."Here, you can touch it, since you're my best friend."
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"There is no enjoying the possession of anything valuable unless one has someone to share it with."
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"I think ... I should go home soon. Mom and Luke are probably going nuts. What about you?"He shrugged, a casual lift of one shoulder. "You tell me. When I left Nevernever, I didn't have any plans other than being with you. If you want me around, just say the word."
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"I think wow, I imagine this is what it's like to have friends."
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"But when you're deprived of it for a lengthy period then you value human companionship. But you have to survive and so you devise all kinds of mental exercises and it's amazing."
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"Walk with me for a while, my friend-you in my shoes, I in yours-and then let us talk."
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"The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It's always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do."
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"And if I'm alone in bed, I will go to the window, look up at the sky, and feel certain that loneliness is a lie, because the Universe is there to keep me company."
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"Us is my favorite people."
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"Dogs needed no words to console you. Dogs were the ultimate practitioners of the therapy of touch. Dogs knew and accepted the hard realities of life that human beings could not acknowledge until those obvious truths were exhaustively described with words, and even then there was often more bitter acknowledgment than humble acceptance."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence

"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor

"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge

"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
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"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
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"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
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