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Henny Youngman

"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."

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"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."

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"My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are now providing all types of skills in every profession. The military should be no exception."

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"The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the opinion is about a woman."

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"Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason, sometimes, also more fragile."

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