"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."

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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"

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"I hate women because they always know where things are."

Voltaire, French Writer

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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier."

Rudyard Kipling, English Writer

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"I got quite bored, serving in the bar. Since I was there, the customers wouldn't talk about women, and with half their subject matter denied them, it was: horses, silence; horses, silence."

Bernadette Devlin, Irish Politician

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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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"No longer should women be denied the right to vote, no longer should women be treated as second class citizens, no longer should women not be allowed to be a citizen at all."

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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."

"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."

"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"

"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier."

"I got quite bored, serving in the bar. Since I was there, the customers wouldn't talk about women, and with half their subject matter denied them, it was: horses, silence; horses, silence."

"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."

"No longer should women be denied the right to vote, no longer should women be treated as second class citizens, no longer should women not be allowed to be a citizen at all."

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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."