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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

"The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the opinion is about a woman."

"Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason, sometimes, also more fragile."

"The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it."
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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."


"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."


"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."


"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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