top of page
.png){kind=small}
"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?""
Standard
Customized
More
"South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The trend now is to shoot in Canada because it's cheaper, and they don't care what the location is."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Canada has always been a strong supporter of China's accession to the WTO... We look forward to playing a constructive role in helping complete China's accession."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I'm just ah, actually developing a tv show for HBO, and I'm directing a film this summer, and actually I'm doing some live shows out in western Canada."
Author Name
Personal Development
"When I started out in Canada, I did a lot of voice-overs and commercials."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was."
Author Name
Personal Development
"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?""
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
bottom of page