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"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
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"If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum."
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"Just look at the Old Testament. They didn't go out with the army first. They sent the musicians out."
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"Skill and confidence are an unconquered army."
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"I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep."
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"In spite of certain distressing but isolated occurrences in the last battle, I certainly hoped that the Army would be in a position to continue to hold out."
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"In the first day of the Soviet Army's arrival, I and the other comrades were isolated and then found ourselves here, not knowing anything... I can only conjecture what could have happened."
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"In short, we have, among African countries, a duty of solidarity."
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"Very little changed fundamentally, except that the proud German soldier had turned into a defeated bundle of misery and the great German army had disintegrated."
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"I loved the Army as an institution and loathed every single thing it required me to do."
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"As many will remember, a respected Army Corps economist filed a whistleblower complaint about the Corps' use of faulty data to justify lock and dam expansion."
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"People read me but they don't subscribe."
People
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
Cause
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
Boss
"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
Thought
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