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"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
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"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
Hair
"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
Military
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."
Driving
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."
Hair
"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
Boss
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"The army is under orders to defend every place."
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Personal Development
"My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more."
Author Name
Personal Development
"As a 22-year Army Veteran who served in Operations Desert Storm and Iraqi Freedom, and as a Civilian Advisor to the Afghan Army in Operation Enduring Freedom, I understand both the gravity of giving the order, and the challenge of carrying it out."
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Personal Development
"Critics are sentinels in the grand army of letters, stationed at the corners of newspapers and reviews, to challenge every new author."
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Personal Development
"The responsibility of commanding the invasion fell to me, and the task was assigned to my Army Group."
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Personal Development
"If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army."
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Personal Development
"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it."
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Personal Development
"It's almost worth having been in the army for the joy your freedom gives you."
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Personal Development
"Bring the army of the faithful through."
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Personal Development
"It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions."
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Personal Development
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