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Bill Watterson

"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

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"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

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"Almost everybody is enthusiastic about the promise of biotechnology to cure disease and to relieve suffering."

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"The standard formulation on remedy is that it ought to cure past violations and prevent their recurrence. That's what antitrust is all about."

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"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether."

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"Somebody told me I should put a pebble in my mouth to cure my stuttering. Well, I tried it, and during a scene I swallowed the pebble. That was the end of that."

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"The cure for admiring the House of Lords is to go and look at it."

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"I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anyway."

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"It's just a bunch of songs. I'm not trying to cure any major disease."

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"A severe though not unfriendly critic of our institutions said that the cure for admiring the House of Lords was to go and look at it."

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"There are two things that I put my focus on. One is the fight against AIDS and finding a cure. The other is human rights."

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"Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas back on, make some hot chocolate and read comic books in bed with the covers up until the world looks more encouraging. Of course, they never let you do that."
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