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"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
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"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether."
"Though all afflictions are evils in themselves, yet they are good for us, because they discover to us our disease and tend to our cure."
"The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts."
"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"The standard formulation on remedy is that it ought to cure past violations and prevent their recurrence. That's what antitrust is all about."
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
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