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"He who never leaves his country is full of prejudices."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"Maybe the one I enjoyed playing most was A Month in the Country."
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"We cannot build a viable state with a country that is disintegrating into small pieces."
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"My first occupation was to map the country."
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"Jaws was still a handsome, big guy. He got the girl. He was my favorite villain. I tried to make this guy endearing somewhat because all he wanted to do was unite his country."
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"The glory of the old Irish nation, which in our hour will grow young and strong again. Should we fail, the country will not be worth more than it is now. The sword of famine is less sparing than the bayonet of the soldier."
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"In the world over, the very name of our country is immediately associated with the Parthenon."
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Drugs
"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
Class
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
Rights
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
Building
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool."
Deep
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
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