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Craig Ferguson

"Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands."

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"Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands."

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"Century was an occasional thing in cricket, Sachin made it frequent."

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"Cricket must be proud, "I played by Sachin Tendulkar"."

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"Behind an able Indian Cricket Team there is always able Sachin Tendulkar."

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"The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it."

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"Nixon was a bad loser. He hated losing worse than death, and that is why I enjoyed him. We were both football fans, both addicts; and on some days, nothing else mattered."

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"I have worked hard to improve my consistency in my driving, irons, short game, and putting."

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"When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English."
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"I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling."
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"Strange star - like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah."
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