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Craig Ferguson

"Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands."

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"Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands."

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"The American people are sheep. They're comfortable, rich, working. It's like the Romans, they're happy with bread and their spectator sports. The Super Bowl means more to them than any right."

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"I enjoyed seven years at Wimbledon and there were high and low points."

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"I just want to get to the level where I can say that that's my level, just try to play well, get up there."

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"I share their frustration at times and I get down just like them when we suffer a bad result."

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"Hey dawg, wassup?' he said, in the strange way that white talent agents from Los Angeles do in an attempt to sound like young black men from underprivileged backgrounds. A linguistic fashion as peculiar as the lisp that everybody in medieval Spain had to adopt after the king developed a speech impediment."
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"Those unexpected morality lessons provided by the trip had jolted me into some kind of action. It was time to jettison the past before the present jettisoned me. This was my first veiled attempt at recovery. Although perhaps I was just running away again. I returned to Glasgow, planning to say a final goodbye to Anne and get out of her life, but ended up drinking with buddies in the Chip Bar and never seeing her. I called her instead to say I was moving to London and told her she could have the house and everything else we owned, which wasn't much. I think she was as relieved as I was that I was leaving town for good."
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