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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"

"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."

"Jim, I'm not aware of any formal requests from the Senate Judiciary Committee for these kinds of documents."

"And in that confirmation process, I sat for 17 hours in front of a senate judiciary committee."

"We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist."

"I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant."
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"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."

"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."

"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."

"Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon."

"When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents."

"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."

"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"

"I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper."

"I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich."
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