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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"
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"I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant."
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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."
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"And in that confirmation process, I sat for 17 hours in front of a senate judiciary committee."
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"There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known."
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"Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame."
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"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."
Success

"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
Committee

"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."
Marriage

"Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will."
Will

"I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich."
Time

"I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either."
Beginning

"I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper."
Living

"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"
Friendship

"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."
Love

"In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world."
Hollywood
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