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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
Committee
"I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either."
Beginning
"I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper."
Living
"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."
Marriage
"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"
Friendship
"Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck."
Winning
"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
Difference
"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."
Success
"When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents."
Family
"Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will."
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"Jim, I'm not aware of any formal requests from the Senate Judiciary Committee for these kinds of documents."
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"My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee."
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"Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"Today, everything has to be made by committee, and has to have special effects, but there's always room for good films."
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"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"
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"There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known."
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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist."
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