top of page
"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Committee quotes

"There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known."

"Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame."

"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."

"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

"Muddle is the extra unknown personality in any committee."

"I think George Allen from Virginia was a distinguished governor, he's a distinguished senator and head of the Senatorial Campaign Committee and won some significant victories. He is a very attractive guy and would make a tremendous president."

"I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant."
Explore more quotes by Allan Sherman

"In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world."

"I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich."

"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."

"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."

"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."

"When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents."

"Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon."

"I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper."
bottom of page