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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""
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"I've got a great place, it's a country house."
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"We were surprised that the television series had the kind of longevity that it had after only four years of filming it and the reception in 6 countries around the world was quite extraordinary."
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it."
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"Singing is not indulged in by Rotary clubs of some countries and all clubs are given full privilege to do as they please about including it in their programs."
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"Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country."
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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!"
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"But if I were to sum up who Barack Obama is and how he plans to meet this moment with one word, that word would be 'responsibility.' Responsibility to each other, our families, our communities, our country, and our world."
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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
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"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
Humor

"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
Time

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
Old

"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
People

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
Actor

"The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off."
News

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
Work

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
Time

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Love

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
England
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