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"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
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"This is a story about a man named Eddie and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun."
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"Whoever lives among many evils just as I, how can dying not be a source of gain?"
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"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."
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"You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that."
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"I'd rather be dead than dying."
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"Dying is a wild night and a new road."
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"Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy."
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"There was much woe and lamentation in the seventies that the game was dying."
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"A person starts dying when they stop dreaming."
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"The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
Home
"Men who do things without being told draw the most wages."
Men
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Life
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
Time
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Wife
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
People
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Wife
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