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"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
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"This is a story about a man named Eddie and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun."
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"Whoever lives among many evils just as I, how can dying not be a source of gain?"
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"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."
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"It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar."
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"And all the winds go sighing, for sweet things dying."
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"They realized I was alive again, even though I was playing an old, dying sop."
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"You could hear him, literally, half a mile away when he opened up. He was at his peak then. He was, naturally, dying to get out of the place he was in, and he recorded for us his appeal for pardon to the governor."
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"The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell."
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"I'm dying to get back in front of the cameras. I miss it like crazy."
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"In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
Opinion
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Wife
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
Time
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
Fight
"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
Dying
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
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