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"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
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"With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying."
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"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
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"This is a story about a man named Eddie and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun."
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"Living is what scares me. Dying is easy."
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"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."
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"Dying is not difficult, yielding is impossible."
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"Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. One is always living a little more or dying a little bit."
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"I am dying, Egypt, dying."
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"Dying is a wild night and a new road."
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"There was much woe and lamentation in the seventies that the game was dying."
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"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
Ugly
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
Dying
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Marriage
"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."
Being
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
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