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Rita Rudner

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

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Donna Grant

"People talk about the courage of condemned men walking to the place of execution: sometimes it needs as much courage to walk with any kind of bearing towards another person's habitual misery."

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Donna Grant

"Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth."

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Donna Grant

"The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same."

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Donna Grant

"A vigorous temper is not altogether an evil. Men who are easy as an old shoe are generally of little worth."

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Donna Grant

"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."

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Donna Grant

"There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them."

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Donna Grant

"Poor men's reasons are not heard."

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Donna Grant

"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."

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Donna Grant

"All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot."

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Donna Grant

"He had read much, if one considers his long life; but his contemplation was much more than his reading. He was wont to say that if he had read as much as other men he should have known no more than other men."

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Rita Rudner
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

People

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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Life

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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Marriage

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Rita Rudner
"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

Mother

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Rita Rudner
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

Age

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Rita Rudner
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."

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Rita Rudner
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Men

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Rita Rudner
"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."

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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""

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Rita Rudner
"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."

Men

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