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Steven Wright

"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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"Admire the efforts of a failure like you admire the beauty of a sunset."

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"Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day."

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"A real failure does not need an excuse. It is an end in itself."

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"Failure is not an option, winning or learning are the options."

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"Failure is your inability to recognize that you have made the same mistakes again. Making a mistake is normal, it turns abnormal when it's not recognized!"

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"Failure is temporary but hope is forever."

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Amber Hurdle

"Failure comes from fear. Success comes from boldness and persistence."

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"Failing to win is not important, but failing to participate is."

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"If mediocrity is your benchmark, you always sit on the bench!"

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"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
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"George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk."
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