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"Admire the efforts of a failure like you admire the beauty of a sunset."

"A real failure does not need an excuse. It is an end in itself."

"Failure is not an option, winning or learning are the options."

"Failure is your inability to recognize that you have made the same mistakes again. Making a mistake is normal, it turns abnormal when it's not recognized!"

"The only failure is giving up."

"Failing to win is not important, but failing to participate is."

"If mediocrity is your benchmark, you always sit on the bench!"
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"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."


"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."


"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."


"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."


"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
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