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"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."

"Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one is likely to do anything about that."

"Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off."

"There is so much of good in human nature that men grow to like each other upon better acquaintance, and this points to another way in which we may strive to promote the peace of the world."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."


"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."


"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
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