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Lois Greiman

"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."

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"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."

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"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
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