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"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
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"Wisdom in sorrow is better than joy in folly."
"The worm's bad luck is the bird's good fortune."
"Count your summers, not your winters."
"If all you have is money, you are among the poorest people in the world."
"The greatest mountain is still made of grains of sand."
"Money promises more than it delivers, love delivers more than it promises."
"It is easier to fall off of a ladder than to climb one."
"Has it not occurred to you that, conversely, other people do not have your difficulties because they do not react as you do to what happens?"
"You have to learn to look at things in a new way."
"To some life is a complaint, to some it is a competition and to some it is a conquest."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
"Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same."
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
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