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Lois Greiman

"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."

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"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."

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Amber Hurdle

"Three weeks ago, he'd seen hail fall from the sky, onlyto be followed minutes later by a spectacular rainbow that seemed to frame the azalea bushes. The colors, so vivid they seemed almost alive, made him think that nature sometimes sends us signs, that it's important to remember that joy can always follow despair. But a moment later, the rainbow had vanished and the hail returned, and he realized that joy was sometimes only an illusion."

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Amber Hurdle

"The poorest people sometimes have the richest minds."

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"Life becomes perfect if I look at it through my imperfect perceptions."

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"It is not very important where you are, but where your thoughts are taking you is important."

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"If the journey to success and happiness was hundred miles, some people would calculate it by meters and get discouraged by the numbers they come up with."

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"To 'see both sides' of a problem is the surest way to prevent its complete solution. Because there are always more than two sides."

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"Tremendously meaningful outreach begins with how you choose to see the world."

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Amber Hurdle

"You are looking at the world from your window, that's good, but there is something missing here, something very big: You must also look at your window from the world to see yourself!"

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Amber Hurdle

"The Protestants teachings affected the view of the populace to work."

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"The past is far behind. If you still want to look at it, you will painfully stretch your neck muscles. Don't live in the past, leave the past, but learn from it."

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