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"I don't get writer's block because I don't believe in it. I believe you sit in front of the computer and force your fingers to get something on the screen."
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"Copywriters, journalists, mainstream authors, ghostwriters, bloggers and advertising creatives have as much right to think of themselves as good writers as academics, poets, or literary novelists."
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"A true piece of writing sets you free."
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"You are the writer of your life story, so don't forget to write the best one."
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"If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered."
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"Through writing, an author opens the window of his heart through which a reader can see the inner self of the author."
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"Writing means not just staring ugliness in the face, but finding a way to embrace it."
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"Write about the beauty of rainbows and the glint of reflected light that can enlighten readers' minds."
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"Writing is a great way of talking with an endless audience for never-ending time."
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"What is your advice to young writers? "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes."
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"All writing is rewriting."
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"I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since."
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"The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang,' Grandma said. 'Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting."
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"Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you."
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"I like the way you've let your hair go curly,' he finally said. 'Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,'Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum."
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"Aren't you something,' Grandma said. 'I never saw a midget up close.' 'Little person,' Briggs said. 'And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either."
Humor
"On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time."
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"I wasn't sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others."
Marriage
"That's how you tell what a man's really made of. It's one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin' after a woman when she's shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you."
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"You never want to look in a mirror,' Lula said. 'Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym."
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"If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office."
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