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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"I really don't feel any strong allegiance to any country."
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"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera."
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"Countries and states which have capital punishment have a much higher rate of murder and crime than countries that do not, so that makes sense to me, and the moral question - I struggle with it morally."
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"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
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"Every citizen in every country in the world now grows up in two nations. Their own and Hollywood."
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"When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against us."
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"From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
Humor
"If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none."
Death
"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."
Life
"These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet."
Men
"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said."
Truth
"Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love."
Life
"Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you."
Life
"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him."
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"Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance."
People
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