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"The African is my brother but he is my younger brother by several centuries."

"Our publicist at Warner Brothers is a young guy who has worked so hard for seven years with us and when we saw him backstage he broke down and cried. He couldn't believe it happened. It was seeing him so overcome when we realised how much it really meant."

"They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger."

"My older brother and myself always played together in bands, but we never knew we would be professional musicians."

"I don't listen to the radio too much, but usually I listen to Stanley Brothers and Ralph Stanley more than I do anybody!"
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"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist."

"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"

"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."

"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"

"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."

"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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