"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."

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"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."

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"Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it? If not, we should be sincere enough to admit that we love evil too well to give it up."

"Faith... must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies."

"Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being."

"Increase of material comforts, it may be generally laid down, does not in any way whatsoever conduce to moral growth."

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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