"He caught her elbow before she'd taken more than a few steps. 'Are you walking home?'Yes.'It's,' he glanced at his watch, 'nine o'clock.'She shrugged out of his hold and continued on her way. 'The Boogeyman doesn't come out until ten, so I'm good."

Humor, Fear, Night, Sarcasm

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"He caught her elbow before she'd taken more than a few steps. 'Are you walking home?'Yes.'It's,' he glanced at his watch, 'nine o'clock.'She shrugged out of his hold and continued on her way. 'The Boogeyman doesn't come out until ten, so I'm good."

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