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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."
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"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."
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"If you can laugh at yourself, you have already achieved freedom."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Her laughter sounded like April showers, like whispered secrets, like glass wind-chimes."
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"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."
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"Laughter drives shouting away."
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"The truth is laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought choked half strangled or surrendered to with humiliation."
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"He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof."
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"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad."
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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Relationship
"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."
Spiritual
"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."
Relationship
"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."
Writing
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."
Behavior
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Action
"You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans."
Humor
"Ninety percent of living is just showing up."
Life
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Philosophical
"One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit."
Philosophy
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