"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

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"Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks."

Joel Osteen, American Clergyman

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William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard."

Margaret Sackville, English Poet

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"The truth is laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought choked half strangled or surrendered to with humiliation."

Anne Rice, American Novelist

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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

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Theodor Adorno, German Philosopher

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"I'm going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead."

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