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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."
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"Sometimes the craziest laugh in the world is the only one that will save your sanity."
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"When you laugh, you are no longer a mind, but a heart."
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"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."
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"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Shared laughter is erotic too."
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"Only laughter makes a man rich, but the laughter has to be blissful."
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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed."
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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
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"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."
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"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
Existence

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Night

"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."
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"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting

"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."
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