"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

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"The truth is laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought choked half strangled or surrendered to with humiliation."

"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."

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