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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"If you can laugh at yourself, you have already achieved freedom."
"She strong-armed the swinging door and walked through. Straight into an acid flashback.Clara's first reaction was to laugh. She stood stunned for a moment then started to laugh. And laugh. And laugh until she thought she'd piddle. Peter was soon infected and began laughing. And Gamache, who up until this moment had only seen a travesty, smiled, then chuckled, then laughed and within moments was laughing so hard he had to wipe away tears.'Holy horrible taste, Batman,' said Clara to Peter who doubled over, laughing some more.'Solid, man, solid,' he gasped and managed to raise a peace sign before having to put both hands on his knees to support his heaving body."
"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."
"Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted."
"Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter."
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed."
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"If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
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