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Kris Kidd

"I like people with weak will and bad taste.It feels like anything is possible."

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"I like people with weak will and bad taste.It feels like anything is possible."

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"What is it with you today? says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face."Oh, you know, I say. "Sun shining. Birds chirping.She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an undergroundtunnel."

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"O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass."

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"I think it's pretty common to hold onto people, to bribe them with things, say, a body, in the hopes of keeping them from leaving you. I don't think it's uncommon to invert such behaviors, to become something unlovable, in an effort to speed up the process of the inevitable. Fighting is an instinct. So is running. Everybody knows how to destroy a good thing. It's easy."
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"I love like a beaten child and I trust like an addict."
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"My desperation is deliberate. Despondency's a pheromone."
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"My slurred speech isn't from one or nine drinks too many, it's from my father."
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"I gave them everything I had, and I guess it feelsalright.I gave them my body,and they use it every night."
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"I think it's imperative that we continue confusing light with meaning. That's how the human race evolves. Someone sees a light, names it God, goes toward it, goes up in flames. Same goes for moths. We're all animals. There's nothing revolutionary about evolution. The process itself relies solely on stupidity. We fuck up in the hopes that future fuckups will learn from us."
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"Repression is dangerous. It makes anvils of memories and drops them from impossible heights when you least expect it."
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"I'm a lot like you,and you're a lot like me.It's sad to say,and it's sad to see."
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"Cry wolf often enough and you eventually get eaten by the wolf, even if the wolf is you."
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"And confessions of love have always seemed out of place when you're gasping for air, when you're begging for pain,when you're missing something, unable to change the channel."
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