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"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"Some people break promises for the pleasure of breaking them."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
People
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
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"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
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"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Marriage
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
Poor
"Humor is reason gone mad."
Humor
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
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"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
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