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"The god of fools is a fool just like them."
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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

"Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature."

"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."

"I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows:Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your f******I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?"
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"You are given a life, a death. Understand both while living, and before dying. Or you'd have wasted a life, a death."

"You're not free, until you get rid of I-myself-me; and let enter 'That', which, the sages call "Thee"."

"Just a child is free to wander in one's father's garden, discovering little or big things; it is left to the seeker to grow unto the Nature of the Absolute."

"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."

"Scientism and godism are superstitions, one blindly believes in what's visible, the other blindly believes in what's invisible."
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