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"Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle."
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"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."
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"I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed."
Woman
"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'"
Mormon
"Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House."
Life
"What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'"
People
"Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami."
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"Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school."
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"Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'"
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"We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray."
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