"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

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"I will do my very best while there is still grace."

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"Stop tagging everyone into your life's profile. For all you don't know, some will neither comment nor commend you; some may not like or hike with you! Evil companies corrupt good morals... Watch who goes with you and why! ...live life soooo well!!"

Israelmore Ayivor, Ghanaian Author

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"If we born into the world, we must seek rebirth in the world."

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"PORTERThis is a lot of knocking! Come to think of it, if a man were in charge of opening the gates of hell to let people in, he would have to turn the key a lot."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."

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