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Johnny Carson

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

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"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"I know what I want. I will chase to it."

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"A generous heart filled with gratitude is a magnet for abundance."

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"When life gives you pain, give life your unconditional love."

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"Doing what you love is a sacred life."

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"You, your thoughts, and your imagination control the doorway to happiness. Service to the humanity is key to that doorway."

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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
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"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
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"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
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"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
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"We're more effective than birth control pills."
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
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"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."
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