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"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

Frank Carson, Irish Comedian

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"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

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"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

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