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"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"
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"What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?"
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"The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!"
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"Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car."
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"Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood."
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"Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience."
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"When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!"
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"I've tried everything other than jumping out of a plane, but nothing gives you an adrenaline rush like racing a car."
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it."
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"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"
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"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'."
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"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."
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