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"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
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"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
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"I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not."
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"Pragmatism is good prevention for problems."
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"Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place."
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"It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic."
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"Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10."
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"The really essential factors of success in any undertaking are money and opportunity, and as a rule, the man who can make the first can make the second."
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"You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be."
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"Idealism that makes no distinction between areas where our national interest lies and those from which it is remote does no good for America. The weariness of the post-Versailles, post-Korea, post-Vietnam eras is never far from the national mood."
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"Grub first, then ethics."
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"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
Pragmatism
"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."
Love
"Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air."
Humor
"Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts."
Desire
"He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated."
Humor
"There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate."
Conflict
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Dating
"It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while."
Brotherhood
"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
Authority
"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
Perspective
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