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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
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"I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions."
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"Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all."
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"I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate."
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"We have the opportunity to provide the first FDA reviewed and approved over-the-counter option that can help people lose weight and make changes to their lifestyle and diet."
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"I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding anything. I'm not going to be the subject of a movie of the week 10 years from now."
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"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."
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"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."
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"My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication."
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"I certainly feel that the time is not far distant when a knowledge of the principles of diet will be an essential part of one's education. Then mankind will eat to live, be able to do better mental and physical work and disease will be less frequent."
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"When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet."
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"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
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"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
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"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
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"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."
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"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
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"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin."
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"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
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"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
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"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
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