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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
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"I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate."
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"Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 100% to your training, diet and mental approach."
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"When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet."
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"I did my famous cabbage soup diet, so I was able to do it."
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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
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"Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing."
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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"Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all."
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"I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding anything. I'm not going to be the subject of a movie of the week 10 years from now."
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"I certainly feel that the time is not far distant when a knowledge of the principles of diet will be an essential part of one's education. Then mankind will eat to live, be able to do better mental and physical work and disease will be less frequent."
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"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
First
"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
Travel
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."
Work
"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
Work
"My goal is just to become a better comedian."
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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
Today
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
Diet
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Life
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