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"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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"My parents didn't really know one another."
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"I was also interested in chemistry, but my parents were not willing to buy me a chemistry set."
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"Since the child knew his parents would give in, he tried the same trick again and again."
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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
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"My biggest musical influences are probably my parents."
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"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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"Our parents decided not to teach us Chinese. It was an era when they felt we would be better off if we didn't have that complication."
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"When a child is bruised physically or emotionally, parents often reward him with a treat."
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"My parents were absolutely delighted that I knew what I wanted to do."
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"I don't think any child could really be happy between five and eight away from their parents."
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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
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"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Parents
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
Car
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
Ugly
"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"
Sex
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
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