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"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
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"Your sarcasm and general assholeness are not necessary, Apollo remarked casually.I grinned at him. "I don't think 'assholeness' is a word."It is if I say it is. Apollo drew in a deep breath, a sure sign his temper was reaching its knock-Seth-into-the-nearby-ocean point."
"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."
"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"
"This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, that someone you hate can give you a hard-on."
"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."
"She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years- barnyard sounds."
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"The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not."
"One must let the play happen to one; one must let the mind loose to respond as it will, to receive impressions, to sense rather than know, to gather rather than immediately understand."
"Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up with exactly what we deserve."
"Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly."
"Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite."
"Your source material is the people you know, not those you don't know, but every character is an extension of the author's own personality."
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