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"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say-it leaves me something to do."

"The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not."

"Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly."

"One must let the play happen to one; one must let the mind loose to respond as it will, to receive impressions, to sense rather than know, to gather rather than immediately understand."

"American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties."

"Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite."
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