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Ayn Rand

"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

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"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

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"Piracy n: commerce without its folly-swaddles - just as God made it."

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"Or he'd watch the news: more plagues, more famines, more floods, more insect or microbe or small-mammal outbreaks, more droughts, more chickenshit boy-soldier wars in distant countries. Why was everything so much like itself?"

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"New York is a sucked orange."

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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

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"Now-a-days, men wear a fool's cap, and call it a liberty cap."

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"On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance."

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"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

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"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."

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"I think, therefore I'll think."
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