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"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."
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"The mind is the treasury for knowledge, but the heart is the treasury for love and kindness."
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"If your mind is loaded with many burdens, you will not feel yourself empty even in an empty place!"
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"The mind is an invisible net that can catch any event with its power of perception."
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"You need to lose yourself and disappear in the depths of the repetitions? Find a coast and watch the repetitive waves! Soon your mind vanishes away and when your mind disappears you disappear!"
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"There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to the reception of more general opinions."
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"The mind is masterpiece."
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"Each and every words count.Each and every thoughts count."
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"Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence."
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"Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless."
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"Your heart will always go where your mind wanders."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Rest
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
Press
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