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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
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"Lord I thank you for the wise-words and grace to write."

"You could just as well say that an agnostic is a deeply religious person with at least a rudimentary knowledge of human fallibility."
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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid."

"The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example."

"We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective."

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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