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Dave Barry

"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."

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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."

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"Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us."

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"Anything I cannot thank God for for the sake of Christ, I may not thank God for at all; to do so would be sin. ... We cannot rightly acknowledge the gifts of God unless we acknowledge the Mediator for whose sake alone they are given to us."

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"Once upon a time in the land of Shinar, God came down to see the city and the tower. People were united and spoke in one language. Then God confound their language and caused them scattered all over the planet earth. I believe, because of our technology, there will be one computer-based language on earth. Then God will come back again and make us all scattered all over the stars constellation."

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"Scriptures are meant to serve humanity, not humanity to serve scriptures."

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"I have covenanted with my Lord that He should not send visions, or dreams or even angels! I am content with this gift of the Scriptures, which teaches and supplies all that is necessary both for this life and that which is to come."

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"The Bible should be taught, but emphatically not as reality. It is fiction, myth, poetry, anything but reality. As such it needs to be taught because it underlies so much of our literature and our culture."

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"Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century."

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"Religion deals in certainties and philosophy deals more in un-answered questions."

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"All heroes are shadows of Christ."

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"A Christian's mindset should be a victorious mentality."

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"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."
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"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
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