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Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King."

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Donna Grant

"Mars will not be our new home; it will be our new hotel! Because for a new place to be our own home, we need to see the things we used to see: An autumn lake, a bird singing in the misty morning or even desert camels walking in the sunset!"

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Donna Grant

"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."

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Donna Grant

"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

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Donna Grant

"I would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home."

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Donna Grant

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."

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Donna Grant

"A novelist is, like all mortals, more fully at home on the surface of the present than in the ooze of the past."

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Donna Grant

"Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home."

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Donna Grant

"I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength; our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

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