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Groucho Marx

"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."

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"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."

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"God has created the world to be run by His principles."

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"Even freedom needs some rules to keep it from being complete chaos."

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"Think about Isis, Jaz repeated. "And Sadie, thereis a purpose. You taught us that. We choose to believe in Ma'at. We create order out of chaos, beauty and meaning out of ugly randomness. That's what Egypt is all about. That's why its name, its ren, has endured for millennia. Don't despair. Otherwise Chaos wins."

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"If they are wrong they need your prayers all the more; and if they are your enemies, then you are under orders to pray for them. That is one of the rules common to the whole house."

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"By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!"

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"2006 is all about getting your house in order and I mean that metaphorically."

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"Of course, even in the hall, you must begin trying to obey the rules which are common to the whole house."

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"In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it."

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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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