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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."
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"Speech is for the convenience of those who are hard of hearing, but there are many fine things which we cannot say if we have to shout."

"Those things for which the most money is demanded are never the things which the student most wants. Tuition, for instance, is an important item in the term bill, while for the far more valuable education which he gets by associating with the most cultivated of his contemporaries no charge is made."

"All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning."

"Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice."
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