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"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
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"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
"A poet or prose narrator usually looks back on what he has achieved against a backdrop of the years that have passed, generally finding that some of these achievements are acceptable, while others are less so."
"One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead."
"I won't write my autobiography because I never had an affair with Frank Sinatra, and if I had had, I wouldn't tell anyone."
"If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography."
"Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form."
"An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory."
"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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