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"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."
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"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
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"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
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"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
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"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
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"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
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"The data which is used to date for making the conclusions and predictions on global warming are so rough and primitive, compared to what's needed, and so unreliable that they are not even worth mentioning by respectful scientists."
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"So it's mainly a question of helping the Third World overcome the effects of global warming."
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"On average, global warming is not going to harm the developing world."
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"The second thing is, if you want to do something about global warming, you have to think much more long-term. There is something wrong with saying we should start using renewables now, while they are still incredibly expensive."
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"The sky is not burning, and to claim that it is amounts to journalistic malpractice... the press only promotes the global warming alarmists and ignores or minimizes those of us who are skeptical."
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