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Jasper Fforde

"Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index."

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Donna Grant

"If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."

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Donna Grant

"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

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Donna Grant

"A fishing-rod was a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."

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Donna Grant

"You cut life to pieces with your epigrams."

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Donna Grant

"This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth - ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!"

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Donna Grant

"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."

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Donna Grant

"Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie."

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Donna Grant

"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

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Donna Grant

"I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent."

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Donna Grant

"All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns."

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Jasper Fforde
"Pretty?' I said, swivelling in the driver's seat to face him, 'you want to ask me out because I'm pretty?' 'Is there a problem with asking you out because you're pretty?' 'I think you blew it,' said Tiger with a grin. 'You should be asking her out because she's smart, witty, mature beyond her years and every moment in her company makes you want to be a better person - pretty of face should be at the bottom of the list.' 'Oh, blast,' said Perkins despondently. 'It should, shouldn't it?"

Respect

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Jasper Fforde
"True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is..."

Morality

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Jasper Fforde
"Now and again. Good residency is about having the power to ask someone to do something, but not necessarily exercising it."

Leadership

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Jasper Fforde
"A surfeit of information often hides an untruth, he said, with annoying clarity."

Deception

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Jasper Fforde
"I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics."

Commitment

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Jasper Fforde
"I don't need you to agree with me," she said quietly." I'll go away happy with a little bit of doubt. Doubt is good. It's an emotion we can build on. Perhaps if we feed it with curiosity it will blossom into something useful, like suspicion - and action."

Curiosity

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Jasper Fforde
"I'm sure it's not all hot buttered crumpets out there in the breathing world of asphalt and heartbeats."

Reality

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Jasper Fforde
"The very possibility of death focuses the mind wonderfully."

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Jasper Fforde
"I was in '78 recently," he announced. "I brought you this."He handed me a single by the Beatles. I didn't recognize the title."Didn't they split in '70?""Not always. How are things?"

Nostalgia

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Jasper Fforde
"Those that can be troubled to muse upon the meaning of life are general disappointed when they figure it out."

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