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"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time."
Time,
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"Life is defined by time and seasons."
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Personal Development
"If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late."
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Personal Development
"Don't equate effective living to being busy."
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Personal Development
"All things are made beautiful at a timely hour."
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Personal Development
"Any moment which is not captured is loss in the events of time."
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Personal Development
"I think Pete did have a hard time as a kid with his appearance. But don't all kids have a hard time? God, I had a hard time, too. I was little with bow legs and rickets. I used to get picked on like everybody used to get picked on."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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Personal Development
"Time is a concrete product."
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Personal Development
"Time must be converted into product."
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Personal Development
"The sacred-time determines the due events."
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"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Gender
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
Warning
"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
Comedy
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect, then they told me nobody's perfect so I stopped practicing."
Logic
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"How young can you die of old age?"
Age
"I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6."
Humor
"Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for."
Humor
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