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"A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor."

"Piracy n: commerce without its folly-swaddles - just as God made it."

"Shall I ask you how the church is to be filled, if a man is neither to take orders with a living, nor without?"

"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."
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"Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler."

"But words are things, and a small drop of ink, Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think."

"I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five?"

"It is useless to tell one not to reason but to believe; you might as well tell a man not to wake but sleep."

"There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?"

"Self-love for ever creeps out, like a snake, to sting anything which happens to stumble upon it."
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