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George Byron

"Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country."

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"Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country."

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"A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor."

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"Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can."

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"Piracy n: commerce without its folly-swaddles - just as God made it."

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"Or he'd watch the news: more plagues, more famines, more floods, more insect or microbe or small-mammal outbreaks, more droughts, more chickenshit boy-soldier wars in distant countries. Why was everything so much like itself?"

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"Shall I ask you how the church is to be filled, if a man is neither to take orders with a living, nor without?"

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"New York is a sucked orange."

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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

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"Now-a-days, men wear a fool's cap, and call it a liberty cap."

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"On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance."

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"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

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